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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

8 Feb 2010

bored 1 and bored 2 get doin it again!!!

X :अभी न जाओ छोड़ कर....
के दिल अभी भरा नहीं!!

Y : समय तोह लगेगा अभी....
के अभी तो बकरा कटा नहीं!

X : नजाने कब कटेगा फिर;
बिरयानी कब पकेगी मेरी!!

Y : पकेगी बिरयानी, डलेगा उसमे ग़ोश्त भी
सब्र करो थोडा, भरेगा पेट properly!

X : बकरे को बुलाइए
के चुप न जाए हमसे कहीं ...

Y : मसलों का arrangement,
कर तो लीजिये अभी...
चावल पका के रखिये,
बुलाते हैं उसे यहीं!

Chorus : अभी न जाओ छोड़ कर.
के दिल अभी भरा नहीं... x2



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disclaimer:
any references to a particular person is entirely intentional and not at all a co-incidence.


p.s. if u know it is you...do not sulk.
p.p.s: if u think it is you...feel free to ask on GMAIL.
p.p.p.s: what ever the case is...it is not entirely you =P

legend:
x= bored 2
y= bored 1
bakra= what you think we will tell you??, wait for a poem on you...

14 Jan 2010

random conversation: d3ath left the fly without wings


[scene: two people in opposite ends of the world, two different time zones; have this intellectual conversation]

bored 1 [having the morning cuppa' tea ]: if a fly gets it's wings cut off, would it be called a walk?
bored 2 [having the evening cuppa' tea] : naah, it will be called flied.
bored 1: hmm..






PS : the title's for those who cannot see

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4 Jul 2009

coffee spills!!!





I woke up late
Climbed up the step,
Smelly shit hole,
God make me sane!

Rubbed my eyes..
Foamed my teeth.
( I know it’s a crazy line…
…so crazy me! )

Office pahunche.
Vinobhaa is late.
Comes up to me says:
“ how are you mate?”

Fine…ok
I’m good I declare.
Gawd!! Hungry already!!
It still aint time I say.

I look out of the window.
Aw, the weather is nice.
Rakesh is absent…
…he called me thrice.

Chaiwala comes !!
With delicate coffee’s delight.
I take a sip.
The brew is nice.

I look at my desk.
What’s on it; I inquisitively see.
My hand hits the cup,
And thus the coffee spills!!

Coffee spills!! Coffee spills!!
On desk, on lappie, on me;
Coffee spills!! Coffee spills!!
See Vinobhaa laughing with glee.





alright it is all stupidity.
not to be taken seriously.

this is bhavika chauhan on a nursery rhyme mode.
:)

15 Apr 2007

Woke up a balmy afternoon
Saw the breezy blue sea.
Black boats dotted in the blue lagoon.
Just right...aah fantasy!!.
Surfers galore.
But not a sound they made.
Striking coast guard loitering about.
Enchanted by the sea?
Suddenly he looks at me.
Yells out loud.
All of a sudden, all so old?
Sea turns black, boats turn white.
Surfers transferred into uniforms…
Lagoon is gone it is the good old black board.