random conversations: the breakfast dialog =P

MTV:*rote kaiko ham? ha(aaaaaaa)in.....rote kaiko ham????* 

ME:  itna ro ro ke...ha(aaaaaa)in...questions puchte kaiko ham??

MTV: *would you lie for love?* 

 ME:hain? would i? never!

       umm....

       but isn't all fair in love and war? 

    hmmm....

MTV: *he's so sexy sexy!*

ME: i'd sure lie for love ;)

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people who have been reading my blog for sometime now (people, people!!!!) have heard a lot about Vinobha. he met with an accident 2 weeks ago and has 24 stitches!!
( i wonder how that was even possible, given it is Vinobha)
this was a conversation i had with him...posting it again

[it had 0 comments (i hate unread garbage =|)]

[in the red (monstrous) volvo]

bhavika: ye dettol jaisi smell aa rahi hai na.

vinobha: haan wo swine flu hai na isilie dettol daal dia hai.

bhavika: huh?? usse kya faida hone wala hai?

[silence]

[after 10 minutes]

bhavika: ye dettol jaisi smell abhi tak aa rahi hai.

vinobha: hmm...khali hawa kyun ho isilie kuch to smell karne ke lie de rahe hain.

bhavika: nimmaji thale. :|

[location: Bangalore; date: Nov. 1st 2009]

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random conversations: 'windy matters'

 [scene: everyone is busy working]


vinobha: oye tu aaj dabba lekar nahin aaya?


shankar boss: nahin re

vinobha: ok . to kahan jaenge aaj?
               Ebony?

shankar boss: hmm...nahin nahin wahan bahut hawa aata hia..ud jaega.

bhavika: laughing

shankar boss: (looks at bhavika)
                      nahin sach me...mera papad ud jata hai.

bhavika: laughing uncontrollably.

shankar boss: ye ladki to hamesha hasti rehti hai...

.....5 minutes.....

shankar boss (sings): "hawa me udta jae...tera laal dupatta..."

random conversation: starters!! :P

[at breakfast]

shankar boss: tum start karo.

bhavika : nahin aap start karo.

shankar boss: tum start karo.

bhavika: aap karo na.

vinobha:  kya tum dono ko soup pilana padega kya?
starters??

shankar boss + bhavika: dialogue!!

randon conversation : shit happens 2

bhavika: aap dono same age k nahin hain?

shankar boss: main tujhse 4 saal bada hun

vinobha: oye main '84 december...matlab '85..tu '80 ka hai.

shankar boss: matlab kya? tu fir b '84 ka model hai..december hua to kya..ek ghante k farak me b tu '84 ka model hia..insurance lapse nahin ho jata hai kya?

...silence...

shankar boss: chalo bhai log main chalta hun..

...silence..(he walks out)

bhavika and vinobha: i wont talk to u..

random conversations: shit happens :P

vinobha: oh wo ladki kaun hai
lia: meri friend hai.
vinobha:hmm..
lia: (looks at vinobha)
she is maried..
vinobha: to kya hua?
picture nahin dekhi kya??
darr, anjaam??
..

shankar boss: main b dekhunga..
hmmm...
vinobha:oye teri shadi hogai hai na tu kyun dekhega?
bhavika: picture nahin dekhi kya?
silsila..
kabhi alvida na kehna..
...
(laughter)
...
shankar boss: baazigar!
...
(everybody gets back to work)

random conversation 3:

me: 'main kitaab likhungi. two books. ek meri mummy pe aur ek vinobha par'

...silence..

shankar boss looks at me (away frm the monitor for a change)


shankar boss: print office se logi kya?

...laughter...

...silence....

me: ye kisi k upar kihna kyun bolte hain?? socho vinobha ke upar likhna hoga to space hi nahin hai!!

vinobha: (finally speaks) kya zarurat hai...pamplets bana kar baant do.

...laughter...