3 Oct 2009

random conversations: midnight pillow-talk

[TIME: 1:30 am]

[ scene unfolds: 3 people..dog tired..half asleep...watching BOMBAY(movie) ]

A: bichara bombay kya kya nahin hua is shehar ke sath soch kar bahut kharab lagta hai. bomb-blasts, riots, underworld. kitna sahega.

B: (concerned) haan...

pause..

[last scene of the movie is on..]

A: acha bhaviks tu bata ye aaj kal kaunse shehar me jakar rahega insaan. sala kahin b jao koi na koi problem hai...delhi wahan jab dekho rape hote rehta hai...har second me do rape...

B: oye zyada hogaya...

A:haan matlab 1 minute me ek rape register hota hai..

B:(less concerned) hmm..

A: ab dekh bombay me bahut baarish aaegi to doob jaega...tsunami aaya to wahan strike hua to koi bacha nahin sakta hai...is maamle me delhi safe hai..but ab wo b to eartquake belt me hai.

B: (now listening) haan...

A: aur chennai wo b tsunami aane se doob jaega...wahan baaki cheezon ka torture hai..lungi pehan kar idli dosa khila ke sab lete rahenge...language torture, khana torture, log torture....

B:(looks on)

A:(goes on)...aur ye bangalore...koi climatic problem nahin hai to yahan deposit ka wandha hai...rent ka peoblem hai..kuch b karo sala deposit...

B:hmm

A: when i become the P.M. ill keep names...blast city, rape city,torture city, deposit city...sabse ache chote shehar hain..bhubaneswar..no tension..khao pio aish..

B:(beaming at bhubaneshwar) yupz...

A:but wo shehar kahin b exist nahin karte...

B:(raised eyebrow.)

A: saala kahin b jao koi na koi aapki lene ko tayar hota hai...kahan jakar rahega insaan bolto...


[A is the better half and leo-alter-go of the 'her' the aeries woman]


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