13 Aug 2009

realizations.

1.The best way to get rid of a person, all of his/ her manifestations in your life is to get into a commitment/relationship with the person in question. Most of the times that turns the love part of it into work. As more than 90% of time it is just plain attraction.

2.The most adjustments are expected from the youngest in the group/ the least foul-mouthed in the group. And the wise don’t adjust they just find another (generally better) route to flow.

3.“loha lohe ko kaat ta hai”;
This line was brought into practical use and it passed the test (yup it works)
I managed to piss off Kalki baba by actually getting into minuter details. i pushed myself further to perfection. And he was aghast. :P

13 comments:

  1. Realizations...........

    Hmmm........

    Paapa Kalki baba ha ha ...

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  2. When object is abnormal den theory can be change any time

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  3. Loha lohe ko kaat ti hai ....
    New theory of Great Bhavika Chauhan(Gread B Scientist of MWC Lab)...
    Ha ha ..........!

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  4. grade A scientist is Vinobha baba!! :P

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  5. 1. So u have been in commitment/relationship with 10 people and in love once?

    2. Hmmm...so why are kids targetted in advertising?

    3. Now...thts a well concluded realization...bt shouldn't it be 'heera heere ko kaat ta hain'?...for agar 'lohe' par koi line hain toh yeh hain ki 'loha garam hain...maar do hathoda'...dhing dhing tede, dhing dhing tede...

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  6. 1. nahin re my experimental guinea pigs arn't always people and this particular experiment has been carried on by a wide set of people.
    the conclusions drawn from it.
    and about love...the question still eludes me.

    2. u answer ur own question. :P
    ok the same reason for which we have hot girls in all ads even the ones jahan unki zarurat nahin. ads are intelligent methods to fool people into buying things they dnt usually want.

    3. maine ye heere wali line suni nahin thi. tede dhing dhing :P

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  7. 1. Well then, thats a conclusion and not a realization...and statistical data depends on the people you are questioning...

    According to The Secret and Law of attraction because you haven't experienced love yourself, you attract people who also haven't experienced it and hence the conclusion...

    (hmmmm...heights of argument)

    2. Lets set a fact straight...I hate children coz children are stupid...

    but I thought the point was about adjustments and not intelligence...

    3. U need to watch 80s cinema...I dont think u got wat 'dhing dhing tede' was...

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  8. 1.hmmm...u certainly dnt mind pushing ur limits i see...it certainly is a realization to me. and since it is not conclusive because, and like you said, the statistical data is relative it isn't a conclusion.

    2.like i said the wise dnt adjust...and the fact that people fall into buying things because of an attractive trap are dumb and actually adjusting in many ways than one. it is inter-related..
    ....and about 'i hate children because they are stupid"..no comments.

    3. yup i didn't quite get "dhing dhing tede"

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  9. 1. Hmmm...my definition of 'realization' is something which you have based on personal experiences nd not tht of other people...ok u win...my angrezi is anyways weak...

    ok wait...are you concluding about love based on other people's experiences? do you really win?

    2. I meant to say...when kids became stubborn the 'wise' parents have to buy them want they want...So stubborness/non-adjustment is expected and allowed from the young...

    thats why its difficult growing old...as a kid my behaviour was acceptable.

    3. the 80s cinema bit was for 'heera' line...

    here hv one most go at 'dhing dhing tede'...

    dhing dhing tede - 2
    (zing) dhing dhing tede
    (zing) dhing dhing tede
    zing taaa zing taaa (tede) - 4
    paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (zing taaa zing taaa )
    pooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(zing taaa zing taaa )

    tin tin tin-a-tin-a-tin-a-tin (zing taaa zing taaa )
    tin tin tin-a-tin-a-tin-a-tin (zing taaa zing taaa )
    tin tin tin-a-tin-a-tin-a-tin (zing taaa zing taaa )
    tin tin tin-a-tin-a-tin-a-tin (zing taaa zing taaa )

    puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (zing taaa zing taaa )

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo--oo--oo--ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo-oo-oo--ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (zing taaa zing taaa )
    oo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ho!!! (zing taaa zing taaa )

    This might help : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHYvwZ3v_8Y

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  10. ok too late but ye gaana kyun aaya boss??

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  11. Thakur: "Loha garam hain..Maar do Hathoda"

    He looks towards Jai and Veeru..

    Music starts in background..

    Dhing Dhing Tede..Dhing Dhing Tede...

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